It will be by a pool, so I am wearing a bathing suit and this dress thingy (don't know what to call it, on account of my lack of dress knowledge, hating them and all) so I went to get something out of the bathroom to put my hair up and Mom comes in and stares at me.
Her jaw drops and she dramatically signs "cute".
"I FORGOT you had that! It is SOOOO CUTE!"
I just kind shrugged and continued doing my hair.
"And it makes your boobs look HUGE!"
"Thanks Mom" -_-
"No, you don't understand. Trust me, when you have boobs like these" gesturing to her own "You really want to have boobs like those" gesturing to mine.
"Great Mom. Just great..."