Recently, we've been talking about evolution.
And, of course, someone asked the most amazingly freshman question.
"Are there gay animals?"
Mrs. H said someone asked that before.
. . .
She had this amazing story too!
There was this zoo in Germany (omg don't get my started on Germans).
And in the penguin exhibit, they had all MALE penguins.
And when penguins pick their mate, its over and done!
Their decision is final!
No cheating, affairs, or divorce!
Sounds nice, right?
. . .
So the stupid German zookeepers decide they should introduce female penguins to the exhibit to get the males to mate with the females.
So, they put the females in the exhibit with the GAY penguins.
And what ended up happening?
The gay male penguins KILLED (yes, as in cold-blooded murder...) all of the female penguins!
What have we learned?
-German zookeepers are idiots.
-We need to stay away from those gay penguins (seriously)
Us girls gotta watch our backs.
Them gay penguins gonna cut them straight girls who try to interfere with the gay penguin lovin'!
THIS MESSAGE HAS NOT YET BEEN APPROVED BY THE G.A.R.A. (Gay Animal Rights Association)
Stay fresh and stay away from those damn gay penguins!